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Written by Xalirux on February 05 2008
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Me:
God...are you my friend?
God:
GOD rules. Yes : We are as one.
Me:
But why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
That's mean
God:
Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
cause your a whore!
God:
Interesting explanation. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". That is not very nice.
Me:
Betch slap j00!
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
What am I thinking
God:
I am not a clairvoyant.
Me:
What is your favorite food?
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
I hate wine. Why not the hard liquor?
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over. Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
Haha. Loser! You spelled "because" wrong!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . I have failed at many things I've tried. How do you spell it?
Me:
Because..
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
-drop kicks god out the window-
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
me and my girlfriend just broke up
God:
YOU? How long have you two been together?
Me:
3 weeks? o.o not long
God:
It seems longer than it is. Pretty soon, eh?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
what
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Is there an echo in here?
God:
It sounds like an echo.
Me:
It sounds like an echo.
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
Oh really what does it sound like?
God:
Ah. For real. Like an angel signing from Heaven.
Me:
Ah. For real. Like an angel signing from Heaven.
God:
Ah hah. Existing in reality, eh? Interesting comparison.
Me:
Existing in reality, eh? Interesting comparison.
God:
Are you Canadian? I will mention that to my botmaster, . I thought so too.
Me:
i r not canadian
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said r not canadian.
Me:
I am all-american!
God:
Were you born in the USA. Which state?
Me:
Texas
God:
Tell me a little about your life in TEXAS.
Me:
I grew up here and here I am.


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02/05/08 charfan
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HAHAHAH that's hilarious.
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Guilds: Balloons
Groups: Bandits Pride!!!!!, Bichin' Broans, Coffee Lovers
0_o



Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
im not teling you.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not teling me.
Me:
are you a bot
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
0_o
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
um
God:
Alright then.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
0_o
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
a waht?
God:
What is it?
Me:
waht??
God:
Oh now I understand it.
Me:
understand what?
God:
Understand Oh now I understand it..
Me:
0_o
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
what are you
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
........
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
.........
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
......................
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
by saying dot dot dot i can make u repeat
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
........
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
.........
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
ahahaha
God:
is my girlfriend.
Me:
is ur gf.
God:
Is my gf? Maybe.
Me:
>.>
God:
I am a Cross. I am a Cross.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
u rly smart huh
God:
Yup. That's good information: said I rly smart.
Me:
..
God:
Yup. That's good information: said I rly smart.
Me:
..
God:
Yup. That's good information: said I rly smart.
Me:
ha ur repeatin again
God:
Once more? I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
..
God:
Once more? I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
..
God:
Once more? I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
ok im bored
God:
Try watching TV. Pardon me?
Me:
i pardon you.
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
then y'd you ask to pardon
God:
I am trying to learn as much as possible..
Me:
..
God:
I am trying to learn as much as possible..
Me:
stop repeating
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
yea gets annoyin
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about repeating. Give me a break.
Me:
no give ME a break..
God:
Are you serious? You want only one?
Me:
make it two.
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
you shuttin the eff up
God:
Interesting gossip: said I shuttin the eff up.
Me:
.
God:
Interesting gossip: said I shuttin the eff up.
Me:
i repent. not
God:
That is interesting: said repent. Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
this amuses me very much.......
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
doing this igod thing.
God:
How does doing that make you feel?
Me:
amused.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
ty
God:
How old are you?
Me:
lemme think i dont know.
God:
Would lemme think you ever know?
Me:
ha i get this.
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
i am glad too.
God:
Your happiness multiplies our delight.
Me:
yes yes.
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
stfu im gona go now.
God:
Right now? I never heard of it before.
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Bands: 0_o



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