Random Sayings - comebacks, insults, owning, putdowns, pwning

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Mr. MethyleneDioxyMethAmphetamine (MDMA)
Mr. Lysergic Acid Diethylamide (LSD)
Mr. Methamphetamine (Speed)
Mr. Ketamine (Special K)

§ I don't know what makes you so freaking stupid, but it really works!

§ I don't think you are an idiot, but then what's MY opinion against everyone else's?

§ I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

§ So you were born on a farm, eh? Any more in the litter?

§ I'd love to have a battle of wits with you ~ but I don't do combat with unarmed opponents!

§ I heard you got a brain transplant, but the brain rejected you!

§ I heard you had your head examined. No surprise the doctors found nothing there.

§ I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

§ I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

§ I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

§ I'd like to help you out. Just tell me which way you came in?

§ I'd like to leave you with one thought ... but you'd have nowhere to put it!

§ I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

§ I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

§ I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

§ I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

§ If I ever needed a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd
want a brain that had never been used.

§ If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic!

§ If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

§ Keep talking, maybe one day you'll say something intelligent.

§ Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control or don't breed!

§ Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

§ So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

§ Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

§ Your doctor called ... he regrets to inform that there's no cure for stupidity

§ Sorry - stupidity is not a handicap. Please park elsewhere!

§ Your bank sent you a letter ... your Reality Check bounced!