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| Written by Emoness on January 02 2008
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God what is with girls!!
11 things what I Figured out!
1. Telling a girl she doen't look fat BELIEVE US!
2. When we throw a snowball at your head that means we like you!
3. We totally want to punch your eye sockets out if you try make up or dresses on us
4. We get attracted to other girls if you make us say which dress makes you look cuter...
5. Don't kick us in the shin when we laugh at you
6.Don't twist our arm when we try making a "move"
7. Don't bring Pepper spray, me might mistake it as a breath freshener
8. When we look at other girls that means you bore us currently >.>
9. Don't spy and stalk us when you think we are cheating on you we probably arent some are but not all of us,
10. If we suspect ur cheating on us, come clean, eventually rumor will spread and we'll figure out
11. DONT KICK US IN THE BALLZ!! 
THese are the basic things girls should know SHEESH!
P.S Not all of us guys are peverted, some are cuz they watch p0rn and want some "action" not all of us do uintil we both ready >.>
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Comments
MrT's response to number four: DANG STRAIGHT!
Bands: Whatever I want, GOSH!
I dissagree with 11. The Countless expressions that happen when I do that are Priceless.
Bands: In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem
And I would Never wear a dress. If you make me I'll kill you.
Bands: In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem
I'm kinda scared now thanks to that ^. Please hide me. 
Bands: Whatever I want, GOSH!
Ehhehehehe....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........
Bands: I call this my signature.
Girls have never aimed for my groin...but they DO however pull my hair...>.
Bands: Hey! If you are reading this....you have afros on your chest!
some girls can be troublesome 2 my opinion, thats why i dumped 2/2 of my gfs in my life. (Ones naggy and bitchy and ones a persistent ugly whore)*excuse my language* I believe they should refer to ur guide if they ever want to be engaged =P.
That's why I have short hair, and i LIEK IT. 
Bands: Whatever I want, GOSH!
Plz no number 11 for me! ;~;
ROFLMFAO @ no.7
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