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Written by MrT on December 28 2007

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Wow. This game is MIND BENDING. I've played it at my friend's house, and though we haven't beaten it, I can still review it. The whole premiss (sp?) behind the game is your a human test subjuct. They're testing these portal guns in a lab. Basically, you shoot a blue and orange portal: you go in the blue, you come out of the orange, and vica-versa. You use these portals to solve puzzles that range from easy to hard, but all require you to think outside the box. Get it? Cause it's in the ORANGE BOX?! Budum CRASH! (Audience boos and throws tomatoes and other various vegetables) Anyway, there are certain obstacles u have to overcome to get to the next room. There are these things that shoot out photon balls and you have to use portals to get them in these hole thingies (I know what your thinking, shutup). Thare are the classic switchesthathavetobehelddownsoyouhavetoputaboxonthem. There are certain floors you can't touch. There are walls that aren't portable (you can't put portals on them) and there aret turrets that if they see you, will shoot you with a machine gun (if you can get out of the way before too long, you don't die). You'll have to see, or beter yet, play the game for yourself to really understand it. But be warned: It's SO ADICTING IT'S LIKE CRACK.

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01/01/08

Ponjoe
Guilds: EasyMac
Groups: Alliance Against Censored Showa, Alliance of the Banned From Basil Market, Animations, signatures, banners

I LOVE THAT GAME!@!@!

Blogs: NEW PATCH TIMES

Bands: Hey! If you are reading this....you have TRAINS on your chest!

01/02/08

MrT
Guilds: DarkStarz, Spartans
Groups: Alliance of the Banned From Basil Market, Anti-Hackers United, Calvin and Hobbes

link For anyone who's played this game.

And no, it's not a u phail thing.

Blogs: As of now...

Bands: Whatever I want, GOSH!

01/02/08

MrT
Guilds: DarkStarz, Spartans
Groups: Alliance of the Banned From Basil Market, Anti-Hackers United, Calvin and Hobbes

Aparrently there's a flash version of the game online somewhere.

Blogs: As of now...

Bands: Whatever I want, GOSH!

01/06/08

bluemage
Groups: artists!, BannedStory & Comics, Basil Hearts

You didn't finish it?!
You must! you can't die not knowing the ending!

and yes it's one of the best games i've played in my life-time.
the only problem is that it's too short ._.

Blogs: PATAPON and the game inside a game

Bands: does it matter?

01/18/08

H34RN3
Guilds: AussieBBQ, FourElements
Groups: Bandits Pride!!!!!

I got the game, and it kicks ass. I didn't get the orange box tho, $20 from steam. Its a bit short tho.

Blogs: The next step of H34RN3

Bands: KoRn, Linkin Park, Slipknot

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