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Crest: *staring at camera*..........are we good?
Greg: It's been running for five minutes, genius.
Crest: Shut up, dumbass. Hey again! This is Dr. Crest reporting from Firefly Lab where my elite assisants, Greg -
Greg: They don't pay me enough to work with you.
Crest: ....Frankstein - say something, buddy -
Frankstein: *Grunt*
Crest: And Mike the chemical engineer, bring you our new series of live human experiments! Follow me, Airen.
Airen: Gotcha. *Focuses camera on Crest and a huge U.S. army chopper*
Crest: Okay, and let's welcome our guest, Mr. Twitts!
Twitts: *Smiles shyly* H-Hello.
Greg: Okay, stand next to the doc. C'mon.
Crest: So! Today's subject will be, "What happens to humans when we tie them to spinning rotor blades of a helicopter?" The answer is -
Twitts: Wait -
Crest: - right in front of you! Frank, gimme a hand, will you?
Twitts: Wait - I'm not the one being - am I -
Frankstein: GETTT. UPPP. *Lifts Twitts and straps him to a chopper blade*
Twitts: FOR THE LOVE OF - GET ME DOWN!!
Crest: Our subject is now securely fastened. Greg?
Greg: Observe, children. *Jumps in, starts the helicopter and jumps off*
Twitts: Hey, hey, I'm spinning! Get me off, this isn't funny!
Greg: Actually, it kinda is.
Twitts: Woooooahhh, woooah, wooah, woah, woah, woah-woah-woahwoahwoahwoah -
Crest: Watch carefully as all the blood rushes to our patient's head -
Frankstein: BIRDIE. FLYING.
Greg: Doc, the chopper's taking off.
Crest: Shit. That's not supposed to happen.
Twitts: AAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaa -
Mike: EVERYONE DUCK, HE'S GONNA HIT THE CEILING!!
*Everyone dives for cover*
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Crest: ....Daaayum.
Mike: Gonna need a fortune to fix that hole in the ceiling.
Greg: *Siiiigh* Cut.
Airen: Yep. *Moves to turn off the camera* This just gets better, doesn't it?
*BEEP*
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