Demented Children Songs~ -

Lol, who knows any demented children songs? I know so many. lol

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer:
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, hade a very bloody nose~
And if you ever saw it, you'd want to puke on your toes~
All of the other reindeer, always laughed and called him names~
They never let old Rudolph, join in any reindeer games~
Then one foggy Thanksgiving, Santa came to say~ Ho ho ho....~
"Rudolph your gay...."
~END

Barney's I Love You:
I hate you, you hate me~
Let's team up and kill Barney~
With a shotgun *BAM BAM*
Barney's on the floor~
No more purple dinosaur~!
~END

Dashing Through the Snow:
Dashing through the snow, with a pair of broken skiis~
Everywhere I go, I'm crashing into trees; ow! Ow! OW!
The snow is turning red, I think I may be dead~
I end up in the hospital with staples in my head~!
~END

Yankee Doodle:
Yankee Doodle went to town, holding a machine gun~
He killed every boy and girl and left not one alive~
Yankee Doodle, blow it up! Yankee Doodle Dandy~
Mind your manners and salute to Hitler who killed all~!
A real life nephew of my Uncle Sam, born in the middle of Iraq~
I got a Yankee Doodle sweeeet heart~
He's (for boys) / She's (for girls) my Yankee Doodle joy~!
Yankee Doodle went to town, holding a machine gun~
Stuck a needle through his head and called it "OH MY GOD, WHY THE F*** DID I DO THAT?!"~!
~END

Muffin Man:
Do you know your mom's a man~?
Your mom's a man~ your mom's a man~
Do you know your mom's a man~?
She lives on (Address here)~.
~END

Old Smokey/Spaghetti song:
On top of Mt. Baldy, all covered in tar~
There sat a little mushroom, and I stabbed him in the heart~
He still wasn't dead yet, I got really mad~!
So I took a bazooka... and blew off his head~!
*BOOM BOOM*
I went to his funeral, I went to his grave~
Some people threw flowers, I threw a grenade~
*BOOM BOOM*
His mother came up to me, her face full with tears~
She said "Poor young mushroom. He was young in his years."
She asked "Why'd you do this? Oh why oh why?"
I took a shotgun...~
And said "GOODBYE!"~~~!
~END
By: gimmini

Splish Splash:
Splish splash I was taking a bath, long about a Saturday night~!
Rub dub, just fartin' in the tub, thinkin' everything was all right~!
Then Mom started screamin, I wondered what for~?
I thought I only farted, but I did something more~!
And with a "splish splash", I left something in the bath~
Well how was I to know there's more than fartin' going on~?
There was a splishin' and a splashin'~
Pootin' and a tootin'~
Gruntin' and a dumpin'~ (YEAH!)
-Duh na Na NA~-
Bing bang, I saw the whole thang, floatin' by my little rubber duck~
Flip flop, just spinnin' like a top~
I thought my mom might up-chuck~
It was brown and round like a "Baby Ruth"~
"Good golly!" Mom said, " That's some smelly poo!"
And well uh, splish splash she yanked me out the bath, and then she put my potty pants on~
-Duh na Na NA~-
There was a splishin' and a splashin'~
Pootin' and a tootin'~
Gruntin' and a dumpin'~ (YEAH!)
-Duh na Na NA~-
-Farts-
~END

Comment if you wanna submit your own!
Make one up or submit one you've heard!
If I remember or hear new ones, I'll add them. ;D