Problems with telemarketers?
Pic
Location: Bethlehem, USA
Profil3 Views this week: 38
Friends: 77
Written by TyeDye1 on October 14 2007
Viewed 164 times
Do you have problems with telemarkets,
like I do? Here is a funny article I found
which actually seems to work.

1. When someone calls you, and you
KNOW they're a phone soliceter, IE: Saying your name wrong, etc, here's what you do.
Say, "Hold on please.." and put your phone on the table. And just leave it there. Instead
of hanging up right away, this makes them wait and wait and wait. What fun!
2.If you get a phone call with no one on the other end, this is a method used by
telemarketers to find out when the REAL
best time is to make a real sales call. So
here is what you do. After answering, press the # button 6 or 7 times. This confuses the machine that dialed and kicks your number off their calling list. What a shame :[
3. If you get a lot of junk mail via utility or phone bills, send these ads back with your regular bill payment. Let them throw their own junk away. Jerks!
4. If you get "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages or other crap, don't throw away the return envelope. Since most of these come with postage-paid return evnelopes, it costs them more than 41 cents postage IF and when they receive them back. It costs them about 50 cents if they get these postage-paid return envelopes. So send back all your junk mail in these postage paid envelopes. This way, it'll cut down on your ads that you receive, and make them pay for it..double!

Hope these helped.. haha

Comments
Lol Sam.
I love these.
Bands: Finch, Linkin Park, Casting Crowns, Skillet, Westlife

I really like #1 !!! I must try it out! I hope they call soon =O!!!
#2 must be fun too lmao! I always get that kind of junk calls where machines call you...I normally just ignore them, but I'll do that =D
Bands: Avenged Sevenfold, Run Kid Run, 30 Seconds to Mars, The All-American Rejects

i love them all ^^

haha these sound so evil. ahh must remember that telemarketers aren't human!
Blogs: Neopet update
Bands: FFVII

Dear god telemarketers >.> Whenever I think "Hmm, I should have a shower", they all seem to think "Hmm, lets ring this number next".

I wonder what's the longest time anyones ever had a telemarketer on hold for...
Bands: Evanescence, Celldweller some other things I forgot at this point in time



Register / login
You must be a member to reply or post. signup or login