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| Written by Albion on April 18 2007
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15 Things to do at WAL-MART!!
1. Stack 27 boxes of tampons in your arms (Each Of You)& but them in random guys carts, when they aren't looking of course!
2. Set all the alarm clocks thhat you see in a store & make them go off every 2 minutes!
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the bathrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares" and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet
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"2. Set all the alarm clocks thhat you see in a store & make them go off every 2 minutes!"
I've done that. 
Bands: You.
I really want to do number eleven but only in the morning when the old people come out XD
lol my friend and i played catch over the aisles in the sport department and made a pillow fort in one of the shelves 
Bands: billy talent and green day
lol, nice
Bands: Metallica, GWAR, Korn, Nightwish, Disturbed, etc
16. Roleplay MapleStory.
Bands: You.
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