DANTE20XX's Profil3

"The Medic can actually disguise himself as a Dispenser. He just crouches and sits still, and heals all teammates and obvious enemy Spies as they pass. Then if a Spy saps him, he says, over voice comms "Bzzzzzzzt" for 5 seconds, then hits the key he bound to 'explode' if a teammate engineer doesn't come by and whack him upside the head in time."

quote- guy from TF2F

Blogs: Girls (sigh)

Bands: Pendulum ?

09/07/08

DaRkLuky
Guilds: AssasinCreed, Unknowns
Groups: Alliance of the Banned From Basil Market, Assassins, Broa's Best

ah, I ALREADY HAVE THOSE ACHEIVEMENTS!

Blogs: Girls (sigh)

Bands: Pendulum ?

09/05/08

DaRkLuky
Guilds: AssasinCreed, Unknowns
Groups: Alliance of the Banned From Basil Market, Assassins, Broa's Best

but lol, at the comic

"play it cool, and blend in"
YO WHAT UP HOMIE BROTHA

Blogs: Girls (sigh)

Bands: Pendulum ?

09/05/08

DaRkLuky
Guilds: AssasinCreed, Unknowns
Groups: Alliance of the Banned From Basil Market, Assassins, Broa's Best

im mkaing a note here
moderately large success

Blogs: Girls (sigh)

Bands: Pendulum ?

09/04/08

DaRkLuky
Guilds: AssasinCreed, Unknowns
Groups: Alliance of the Banned From Basil Market, Assassins, Broa's Best

girl pyro was still awesome
what did you say to the boobies hidden in the baggy suit?

Blogs: Girls (sigh)

Bands: Pendulum ?

09/03/08

DaRkLuky
Guilds: AssasinCreed, Unknowns
Groups: Alliance of the Banned From Basil Market, Assassins, Broa's Best

i win link

awesome
link

Blogs: Girls (sigh)

Bands: Pendulum ?

09/02/08

Touzokuou
Groups: Anti-Hackers United, Bandits Pride!!!!!, Debating/ Discussion

I did sound kinda weird, yeah.

Stupidly enough the phone was ringing all day:

"Beep beep!"

*picks up phone* "Hihwah Hoewuuh."

"Ah, Mir. Is your father at home?"

"Ho, heth ap worp."

"At work? Any idea when he'll come back?"

"Pwobwy aboup thefen o pwog."

"Okay, thanks. You sound kind of weird, by the way. Are you okay?"

"Weh, my wiwdom peeth waihw puw oup."

"Aahhh... Well, hang on tight, lassie. Tomorrow it'll be over."

"Faiwkf. Bwye."

Yeah... It is THE way to scare off call centers, by the way. So if you're getting sick and tired of call centers: have one or more wisdom teeth extracted! (Warning: works only 4 times at most)

As for the chopping nuts, gouging out eyes, pulling out intestines-thing... It's part of the Kata Wunsuu (which is a bit like the Kata Wansu, but shorter, slower and with different moves) and there are some mean ones that became even meaner with the knife: (wooden knife, don't worry)

- Punch on the nose with the knuckles of the forefinger and the middle finger: stab in the eye with knife (Tiger became totally giddy when she saw and could not stop giggling)
- Hitting someone on the temple: stixking a knife in the head (hehe)
- Squeezing someone's throat shut: cutting someone's throat
- A fist in the groin: cutting someone's nuts off

We did a bit of a contest: the grossest dance would be performed in front if a group. I won. I'm such a sadist.

I don't think I'll ever have to use those moves, besides, I don't go over the street with a knife in my pocket.

I still want a vid of it. My dance was filmed once (and my friend was completely motionlessly sitting in a corner, so even when we rewound (rewinded? @_@) she didn't move an inch on the tape) so I could see it, but it wasn't any good. That Dragon was giving rather mean comments wasn't good either:

"Yoh fist stops 'eah *points at some point in front of her leg* bot it shud stop 'eah. *points at her abdomen* Yu shud slow down a little an' think of wheah yoh 'ands shud stop, coz it luks kinduh lak ya dunno wotchuah doin'. An' doan bend yoh back. Tigah seddit tu; yu've gottuh be proudayohself. Show yuh pride! Theh's nuthing yu can't du!"

*five seconds later*

"Bot it woz kinda gud."

Thanks, Dragon.

I just loooooooove her accent! When I was enthusiastically discussing the places where ticks land themselves (butt, pubes, armpits and in the case of a woman also breasts) she stared at me and asked: "Yu lak this, dunya?"

I want to play Maple again.

My Dad got his new computer and it looks great. (Vista) The old one was busted out and I don't have a clue where to turn it in yet; but one thing's certain: I'm going to have it.

I think.

My oldest younger brother is still lobbying to get that thing, but he also wants its memory to be expanded, so I think I'm going to get it after all. (He won't be able to play Diablo 3 on a computer with only 1GB RAM)

Now I can't watch DBZ, Bleach and Cats. I ordered the Cats DvD, but Bleach and DBZ are a problem.

On the other hand Knight Rider is back on Tv, so I'm happy. KITT ftw!

Dutch name of KARR, KITT's evil brother: Knight's Automated Roaming Robot
Can't remember his English name. KITT's called Knight Industries Two Thousand as usual.
I loooooooove old shows.

Blogs: Tiger-Sensei\'s new mission

Bands: No bands, but Rolf Koster, Uwe Kroger, Addo Kruizinga (as Rudolf and Death)

09/02/08

Touzokuou
Groups: Anti-Hackers United, Bandits Pride!!!!!, Debating/ Discussion

I just settled a longest post ever record. o_O"

Blogs: Tiger-Sensei\'s new mission

Bands: No bands, but Rolf Koster, Uwe Kroger, Addo Kruizinga (as Rudolf and Death)

09/02/08

Touzokuou
Groups: Anti-Hackers United, Bandits Pride!!!!!, Debating/ Discussion

Haha, that's really funny.

Hundreds of servers and you found him there... XD

In the end I made my school-stuff-thing-whatever; they found my essay and I offically passed. My Mom was happy, my father was angry. "It is supposed to take ONE year, not TWO. How many people had to redo, huh? Not many, I reckon. No, don't say a word! You're below average, you know that? BELOW!"

Thanks, Dad, I love you too. >_>

My wisdom teeth were extracted yesterday. Good riddance, but as usual the procedure wasn't very pleasant. First the dentist stuck four seringes (not sure if I spelled that right, it looks awfully much like the Dutch name of a plant in my backyard) up my mouth (ow), then he took X-ray pictures, screwed one molar out and then somehow catapulted the other out. It reminded me so much of a screwdriver and a bolt that I began laughing with that thing in my mouth, and in return made the dentist laugh.

After that I spent 4 hours spitting blood in the sink, playing Pokemon Gold and Slam Tilt. Nearly broke my brother's Mean Machines record.
My mom was wondering why I hadn't gone shopping for milk and bread and such.

"Why haven't you bought any milk, Mir?"

"Huh-wah-huhuhwah."

"Ah, I see."

The day before we had a major Karate training day which was a lot of fun; at first Tiger-Sensei was shimmering in front of the train station, effectively blinding everybody with her sunglasses. Then she shimmered at me because I had bought a swordbag for my bamboo sticks the day before, while she had been all over the shop, but could not find one. (The owners only spoke Chinese)
Then we moved to a small field where we'd train. It was like 30 degrees Centigrade and there's a rule: as long as you have a black T-shirt you can train in that T-shirt, if you don't have one you'll have to wear your whole Kimono.

The darkest T-shirt I had was green with "Temptation Ireland" on the back. It was kind of hot.

Then I forgot what we did during the first two hours of the training... (must have been the heat) exept that we shoveled Tiger's rake apart.

Oh, I remember now. We had to disarm someone attacking us with a knife. That wasn't very pleasant, especially not because we had to disarm someone by sticking the knife up her groin. On top of that I had to disarm Tiger. XD

Then we had a break, drank water, ate bread and tried to pick blackberries. And we talked about several lethal diseases. I wonder what that si with women; they always talk about diseases. XD (I love bringing up gruesome details to pester people with a weak stomach)

In the second lession we had to run a Kata with a knife or sword; normally we do that with empty hands, so it caused quite some confusion. They gave me the knife, I composed a Kata, was elected to demonstrate it and was prompty taken aside by Tiger who gave me a peptalk full of "I'm proud of you, so be proud of yourzelf"s and "Go kick some nuts."

I wish I could make a video of it and post it here. XD It was a really mean Kata that included cutting people's throats, gouging out people's eyes and unmanning men. XD

And now a whole load of people suddenly enters the room I'm using the computer in. o_O"

When the training was done Dragon suddenly popped up, hugged and kissed everybody within range (that's unlike her XD), was glad to hear I have passed this year and then we went to picknick.

It was fun; there was a fruitsalade, carrots, tsaziki, a massive watermelon and a bowl of rown stuff that looked like poop, which was immediately snatched away by Tiger and devoured. (underneath thwe brown it turned out to be green and made of avocados or so)

And then someone saw a tick... "Watch out, ladies, I saw a tick."

Nobody was shocked, exept Dragon, the most masculine woman of us all, who became a little white around the nose.

Then Tiger hosted us on a spectacular story on how a tick apparently got stuck in her armpit and how she races around the camping screaming (Dragon turned even whiter) and after that we excanged all the symptomes of Lyme's disease until we noticed Dragon was sitting on her chair with her eyes white open and her face with a vague tint of green.

*watches the group of people walk from the left to the right of the room*

When we had finished I donated the tick-lady a sack of what's called "Japanese balls" here (peanuts with a layer of rice around them) and we left to go home.

I found more piccies of our Dojo, where did I leave them again? :S *searches*

Blogs: Tiger-Sensei\'s new mission

Bands: No bands, but Rolf Koster, Uwe Kroger, Addo Kruizinga (as Rudolf and Death)

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