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I'm 91 years old. I wrote this little passage a while ago, on a rainy night, and still find it quite amusing. Enjoy:
As I glanced into the melancoly evening sky, so bold and stark in its glory, My eye caught something different. I quickly perused my earth science book, handy in my bright pink fanny pack, and came to the realization that a mereorite was shooting toward our defensless, innocent earth. I thought to myself, what in god's name could I do to eradicate such a monstrous beast. Acting quickly, I took the jagged wooden broom from the kitchen pantry, kissed my dog goodbye and beat the inhumane store clerk until she cried silly. Just then, as I realized what I was doing was blatantly irrelevant to the situation at hand, the mereorite struck, sending me sailing through the air in utter shock, with the only sign of comfort being that not all of my limbs had been blown to bits. What a grand time to be drunk, I pondered. As everything around me went pitch black, I felt a cold, warm hand grasp around my mouth, and I do not know to this day exactly what happened on that fateful evening. Music I'm into
I enjoy Classic Rock, Rock n' Roll (Elvis-esque), A tidbit of punk rock now and then, And I very much enjoy movie scores. God, I am weird.
|  Snippets Sep 11
Across the Stars is the best film score John Williams has ever done. Sep 03
Fuckety Fuck Fuck, Fuckety Fuck. Oh, I feel so immature. Aug 31
Concerning the previous snippet: One of the funniest songs I have ever seen. Aug 31
Do you have one funky sequence space-suit, Bowie? Or, do you have several ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes? I bet you do, you freaky old bastard, you. Aug 31
Wow, no curse filters on the snippets. Hot diggity damn, bitches! Aug 30
Snippety snip snip, snippety snip... I sound like a fucking barber! Aug 14
Who the hell ever came up with the term snippets? Not that I am complaining, in fact I am commending them. It just seems like an awfully odd term... |
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